Thursday, August 19, 2010

I want to start up a new religion with myself as the central figure, any advice?

Nothing too out there, I just want to get rich and have unlimited power over people, maybe score some chicks too.


How can I make this happen?I want to start up a new religion with myself as the central figure, any advice?
buy land in Montana or Utah %26amp; a lot of KoolAid





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oh wait...don't forget gunsI want to start up a new religion with myself as the central figure, any advice?
Sounds like you are the central figure of your own religion. All I read in your question/statement is I, I, I...fortunately you don't have what it takes to have unlimited power over people and how many women want a egotistical jerk...none that have a brain.





God has unlimited power, but he does not force us.





Now go back into your padded cell and trying to count the ceiling tiles and leave us alone.
become real buff and proclaim yourself zeus or hercules. Oh, and if your doing the zues bit try to keep a tazer nearby. You can even have your minions make nude statues of you, how awsome is that?! Personally I'd go with zeus since he screwed like every chick there was, amirite?
You can do whatever you want but you need to understand that God has revealed his truth in Catholic Christianity. If you want to deny that truth and lead souls away from it risking your eternal damnation this is your business
Theres already too many religions like that Robert. Choose God as your central figure and He will figure out the rest. That's the problem with religions. Too many Roberts. Is this Oral Roberts? Love Kent.
People do it all the time. They're called cults. Just get a charismatic personality.
I thought Janet Reno outlawed that.
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When you start one, elect me as da bishoppppp!!!!!
Not a good idea, Satan got himself damned to hell for trying that.
tell all the women they will love being sexually used and abused by you...
First you would need to be worthy, I think you are lacking in the ';god'; department.
hats.





you need big hats.
Don't.
Give it up!
find a cow
just keep on dreaming and it will
Unless you are Jesus Christ, the son of God you will FAIL!!!

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